TMI Tuesday: March 28, 2023

Happy Titty Tuesday!

It's time for TMI Tuesday!

All about the penis.

Ash:

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Hmm, I want to say width because I'd rather have a short penis than one that's really thin. Width can become too much very quickly for me though. So, if it's really thick, I'll take length instead.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Yes, Gabriel's penis was way too much for me to handle. It is the thickness of a soda can and that shit made me bleed every time he fucked me. I also wasn't able to deep-throat him because it was too big to fit that deep into my mouth. It just wasn't fun for me. 

Jacob is almost too much for me to handle. His penis is long and I have to be careful with what position we fuck in because sometimes it hits my cervix and that's painful for me. That makes me bleed too. Ouchie.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Deep inside my vagina, please. The second best place is in my mouth.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Oh man, I would be so happy. First, I'd pee on a tree. Then, I'd masturbate. Then, I'd want to fuck a woman's mouth and vagina. And lastly, I'd want to fuck a man's ass. I may have thought about this a few times before.

5. You’re a penis, which vagina would you most like to visit:

a. short and shallow

b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls

c. tight suction lip-lock

d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Umm, I wouldn't know the difference really. I think all vaginas are good vaginas.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

I love the word cock. I think it's super dirty and sexy. So, I'd probably just refer to it as my cock. Maybe that's boring? I just think naming your naughty bits is a little odd for me. Especially since my ex J1 named his God. *shake my head*

Husband:

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

From my limited experience, I feel like a good combination of the two is the best. Too much of either would make it difficult and/or uncomfortable and ruin the experience for me. I do feel like too much girth would ruin things way quicker than length.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

From my limited experience, I have not. I thought it worked well for me. If I were to have more experience someday I know that I wouldn't be searching for something that was going to wreck me. I'd probably be looking for something similar to previous experiences.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Into wanting consensual flesh. In order of preference; vagina, mouth, ass. I can get very fixated on the ass sometimes though, as it is not as commonly on the menu. 

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

I do happen to have a penis every day so far. Most days I pee with it, finding simple enjoyment in the option to aim where I want. I don't masturbate very often because it's difficult for me to get off that way, but if that were easier I would likely do that a lot more, maybe even once a day.

5. You’re a penis, which vagina would you most like to visit:

a. short and shallow

b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls

c. tight suction lip-lock

d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

I am going to choose B and C because that happens to be the magical super vagina Wife has and that I am blessed with visiting.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Since this isn't something I even think about, I'm going to go with, "my cock" because it works when Wife wants it. 

Sinful Sunday: Begging For It

I’ve been home alone all weekend. A few weeks ago, I had invited Graham to come over this weekend but I haven’t heard from him in a couple weeks. So, I’m pretty sure he has lost interest in me. 

Instead of staying home and being sad about it, I decided to take myself out on Saturday night. I went to a class about fire play, which is one of my favorite kinks. Then, I took myself to my favorite taco restaurant and got some amazing food. After that, I went to FLOG for the first time, which is a big kinky play party. I watched a lot of very sexy scenes and wished that I had someone to scene with. But even though I didn’t get to have my own scene, I still had a great time. After FLOG, I went to a bar to celebrate my friend’s birthday. I got hit on by a few different guys there. I wasn’t interested though. 

When the fun ended, I went home and tried to convince Jacob to come over and fuck me but he had been drinking, so he couldn’t drive. We ended up sexting each other a bit and I took some photos. In this photo, I tried to capture how desperate I was feeling to have all my holes fucked. I was practically begging for it. 

TMI Tuesday: March 21, 2023

Happy Titty Tuesday!

It's time for TMI Tuesday! 

Have and Have Not Edition.

List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.

1. Been beaten by a flogger that was on fire

2. Had someone stick needles in my breasts/back for fun

3. Used a dry ice slurry and a metal cookie cutter to make a cold brand on my skin

If you want to read about those three experiences above, click right here.

4. Sat on a Sybian and orgasmed in front of a room full of people at a party

Read about my first kink party and my adventures on the Sybian right here.

5. Umm. Had a foursome with Husband, his boyfriend, and my girlfriend? That doesn't seem like it would be something that a lot of people have done.

Check out my first foursome experience.

List five (5) things you have not done that other people probably have done.

1. Eaten Ass

2. Joined the mile-high club

3. Used nipple clamps

4. Being gagged, either with a cloth or a device like a gag ball. It really freaks me out.

5. Sex in a car. Okay, I've given road head and masturbated in the car, but never had penis-in-vagina sex in a car.

Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you’ve ever seen?

I watched people have metal rods inserted into their urethras. That was pretty odd to me. Sounding just isn't my thing.

Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?

Oddest: I think the oddest thing I've done (and do on the regular) is caress my partner's hands while we are having sex. I have a hand fetish and it really turns me on. I think most people find it weird and are a little put off by it. Oh well.

Kinkiest: When I talk to people about my kinks, the one I get the most reaction from is needle play. So, I guess having someone put needles into my skin for fun is the kinkiest thing I've ever done.

Craziest: I let someone shock me with a violet wand. This probably doesn't sound super crazy to some people but I am a very conductive person and highly sensitive to electricity. That was a big nope for me. Never. Again.

TMI Tuesday: March 14, 2023

Happy Titty Tuesday!

It's time for TMI Tuesday again!

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

1. What’s the worst reason you have been given for breaking up?

"I like you too much. My feelings for you are too strong."

2. What’s the worst reason you gave, to someone, for breaking up?

"We both have a lot of growing up to do."

3. Have you ever engineered the end of a relationship e.g doing something you know will put the other person off? If yes, what did you do?

I stopped talking to him as much. I was very distant and not as affectionate as usual. It didn't work and I ended up having to just be blunt about it. I'm too nice.

4. Have you ever stayed with a partner just because you could not bear to end it?

Yes. Again, I'm way too nice. I ignore red flags just so I don't have to break any hearts.

5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to end a relationship? What happened? Are you still friends?

Yes. I am very honest and I will tell people when their relationship is not healthy for them. With one person, I convinced her to leave her partner and then set her up with another guy. They ended up getting married years later. We aren't friends anymore though, unfortunately.

Bonus: Have you ever been the cause of a relationship to end? Tell us about it.

My husband left his ex-wife to get back together with me. But in my defense, he was going to end up leaving her eventually anyway. She was an abusive piece of shit.

Sinful Sunday: Kinky Game Night

Last night, I attended a kinky game night at a friend's house. There were about ten of us there. We played Kinky Jenga. It's just like regular Jenga except each block has something sexual written on it. Spank me, kiss me, suck on..., share a dirty secret, biggest turn-on, and other stuff of that nature. The person that knocks over the tower gets spankings from every person playing. Well, I happened to be the one that knocked over the tower during our last round of the game. Husband took a photo of my ass right after the spankings I received.

Kiss the lips below and see who else is sinning today.

TMI Tuesday: March 7, 2023

Happy Titty Tuesday

Ash:

1. What do you wear to sleep in?

I sleep in the nude unless I'm on my period. Then, I wear a pair of panties but that's all. 

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Always. Unless we have company that isn't comfortable with that.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

I have many times. Sometimes I'll just wrap a blanket around me. People who know me usually know if they show up without warning me first, I'm probably going to be naked.

4. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

It's actually a dream of mine. I really want to float in the ocean while completely nude. I think it would be really freeing.

5. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

I have flashed my bits in public many times. I'm more careful about it these days, but I would probably do it for my partner. Depending on what the circumstances were.

6. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

Yes, I've given and received a striptease. I don't enjoy doing it much because I'm kind of awkward. I would do it for my partner though.

7. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

Yes, I did it with others. I'd love to do it again.

8. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want to show off your nakedness?

I love to look at naked people. Not just for sexual reasons either. Nudity is beautiful and I love seeing what people look like in their natural state. Do I want to show off my nakedness? I show off my nakedness all the time in this blog, so one would assume that I like it.

Bonus:  Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

Ask me again in about four years. Haha! No, really, I have a lot of volunteer gigs that I don't want to lose if caught being sexual in public. But when I'm done with those gigs? Fuck yeah!

Husband:

1. What do you wear to sleep in?

When at home I will very rarely fall asleep in shorts or sweats and a t-shirt (usually when I am not feeling well or when I pass out from exhaustion). The vast majority of the time I sleep in my birthday suit and nothing else.

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Only every single day. Okay, I take that back. When we have family visiting and staying over, it doesn't happen and there are clothes worn. Not everyone is comfortable with nudity, and there is nothing wrong with that.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

I have answered the door naked a few times but with my body hidden behind the door when it's a quick emergency peek out. Most of the other times I throw on a shirt and shorts or sweats. 

4. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

I have not been to a nudist beach, but I have attended a nudist campout once. It was actually the first time I was really exposed to the option/possibility of nudity in that way and it was incredible. I think I would have a hard time at a nudist beach, only because fuck dealing with all that sunscreen.

5. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

I've been to the previously mentioned nudist campout so there is that. I have also enjoyed being nude at the house of a fellow nudist friend both in and outdoors. Outdoor nudity is so much better!

6. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

Yes to both giving and having been given one! I definitely prefer to receive them because I get weird in my head and stupidly nervous. I very much enjoy receiving them, it is a very incredible experience.

7. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

Sadly not. It is on my bucket list. I guess technically I have, but I personally don't count someone's hot tub as skinny dippy.

8. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want to show off your nakedness?

I do like to look at naked people, bodies are beautiful and marvelous. It is easily one of the most amazing parts of attending and participating in a World Naked Bike Ride event. I love to be naked and do not have a problem being naked in public. That being said, I don't like to "show off" my nakedness, I just AM naked. It's not done to flaunt my body, but for me to embrace my body.

Bonus:  Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

This is a really difficult line for me. As a volunteer in Scouting getting charged if caught in public could quickly doom my ability to be a part of the program and it isn't something I am willing to jeopardize. 

Sinful Sunday: Vintage

Here we are on the first Sinful Sunday of the month once again. The prompt for March is vintage/retro. Husband took some photos of me on the stairs that I had hoped to use for this prompt. Then, he snapped this photo as I was resting between poses. I fell in love with it, so this was the winner. I'm sure I'll end up posting the other ones eventually as well.

Kiss the lips below to see who else is sinning today.