Tuesday, December 3, 2019

TMI Tuesday: December 3, 2019

A new month, a new TMI Tuesday!



Ash:
1. What’s new with you?
I've been trying really hard to stop filling so much of my life with volunteer work. I had a mental breakdown a couple months ago because I wasn't taking care of myself. Trying to find that perfect balance is hard.

2. What do most people get wrong about you?
They think that just because I'm a very sexual person, I'm down to fuck. I may be a nympho but I am very picky about who I will have sex with.

3. Who in your past would you like to have sex with again?
My first instinct is to say J1. He is the guy I lost my virginity to. He was a narcissistic asshole but he was amazing at sex. I mean, it was because i taught him everything he knew and he was a very good learner. After we broke up, his new girlfriend raved about how amazing he was in bed. I was like, "Bitch, you're welcome." Haha!

My second thought is to say my ex-girlfriend, Kirsten. She was really yummy and I regret not eating her pussy when I had the chance.

4. What do you always have time for?
An orgasm. Friends who need a shoulder to lean on when times are tough.

5. What is it about you that a lot of people comment on?
My skin. Apparently it is insanely soft.

Bonus: Who has completely lost your respect?
My sister.


Husband:
1. What’s new with you?
Last week we brought two new things into our home, one of them being a new vacuum cleaner and the other a cute new guinea pig. I'm excited to try out the new vacuum as well as the bonding experience with the new guinea pig.

2. What do most people get wrong about you?
My age? I don't really know what people get wrong about me.

3. Who in your past would you like to have sex with again?
My third girlfriend. She's so hot. ( She's also Wife!) I would also have sex with Trystan again, because other than Wife that was probably the only other sex I remember enjoying . In a different dimension where my first girlfriend wasn't a complete asshole and a sadistic bitch I might consider sex with her because it's been such a long time ago that I don't remember much about the sex other than the emotional abuse from the relationship.

4. What do you always have time for?
Family, reading, breathing.

5. What is it about you that a lot of people comment on?
My weirdness. That I am funny and silly.

Bonus: Who has completely lost your respect?
I don't think I've completely lost respect for anyone recently. My boss tends to be someone who goes back and forth the most between gaining some respect and then blowing it terribly.

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