Tuesday, January 9, 2018

TMI Tuesday: January 9, 2018

We’re getting nosy. After all, this is TMI Tuesday!

Nosy

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business. πŸ˜€


Ash:
1. How old is your longest living relative?
I'm the black sheep of the family, so there are a lot of people who don't talk to me. The oldest relative that I am in contact with is my grandpa, who will be 81 next week.

2. Do you hope to live to this age? Why?
Sure. As long as I'm not alone and unhappy, I'd love to live for as long as possible. Getting old doesn't sound appealing but it's better than dying.

3. What is your family’s native language? Your native language?
English. We're boring, I guess.

4. How old were you when you started dating?
I was 13.

5. How old were you when you first had sex–any kind of sex?
I was sexually assaulted when I was 14 and forced to perform oral sex on a 22 year old man. If we are talking about consensual sex, I was 15 when I started giving oral sex to guys. I lost my virginity at 16.

Bonus: How would you describe your sense of humor?
My sense of humor is often dark and inappropriate. I'm not easily amused, but when I am amused, I laugh so much that I cry. I enjoy a dry sense of humor.



Husband:
1. How old is your longest living relative?
My uncle is 65. All my grandparents have sadly passed away within the last five years.

2. Do you hope to live to this age? Why?
I hope to live forever. I don't plan to die. There are so many experiences to be part of and places to visit that I could spend the rest of many lifetimes a part of this life.

3. What is your family’s native language? Your native language?
English for both. Nothing fancy to see here, please move along folks.

4. How old were you when you started dating?
I was 17 and extremely naive.

5. How old were you when you first had sex–any kind of sex?
Also 17 and naive.

Bonus: How would you describe your sense of humor?
Dark, morbid, dry.

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