TMI Tuesday: May 18, 2021

You have nothing else better to do but play TMI Tuesday. Let’s get right to it.

ASH:

1. Your first night out after covid19 lock-down and you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts?

a. Ignore it, they are drunk off their ass.

b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out and this false friend is after my honey.

c. Well, my babe is pretty hot so I can’t blame them for making a move.

d. After a year of lock-down, people are likely to flirt with a lamp-post. It is no big deal.

e. Hmmm, I wonder if this friend is up for a threesome?

E would most closely match my feelings. Honestly, I would be happy for my husband if he was into it. We are polyamorous after all. I definitely wouldn't turn down a threesome if that was in the cards though.

2. True or False. I am so bored with vanilla sex?

False. I don't dislike vanilla sex. I like it just as much as kinky sex, to be honest. It just depends on what mood I'm in.

3. Is it unreasonable to hope for mind-blowing sex when you have been together for several years?

Not at all. Keeping the spark alive in your sex life is hard when you've been together for a long time. Both people have to be committed to it though. Otherwise, you'll get into a real funk. 

4. Name two things that could doom your current romantic relationship?

Dishonesty and lack of sex.

5. A local sex educator is holding orgasm classes–as in how to give an orgasm. Would you sign up to be a student or be the demonstration model?

If the teacher is giving lessons on how to make a female have an orgasm, then I'd be interested in actually being a student. I am always interested in learning about the female orgasm. Men are mostly all the same when it comes to getting them off but women are complex. There's always more to learn.

Bonus: May 18 is World No Dirty Dishes Day. How will you celebrate?

That sounds like a shitty holiday honestly. So, I have to make sure all the dishes are done on Monday night and then wash every dish on Tuesday as I use it? That's a lot of work. No thanks. Maybe I'll celebrate by leaving the dirty dishes until Wednesday.

HUSBAND:

1. Your first night out after covid19 lock-down and you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts?

a. Ignore it, they are drunk off their ass.

b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out and this false friend is after my honey.

c. Well, my babe is pretty hot so I can’t blame them for making a move.

d. After a year of lock-down, people are likely to flirt with a lamp-post. It is no big deal.

e. Hmmm, I wonder if this friend is up for a threesome?

Definitely C first and then maybe E after they have sobered up. Drunk sexy times are not as fun or as hot as cinema have made it out to be.

2. True or False. I am so bored with vanilla sex?

False. I think there is a place for everything, and I still very much enjoy vanilla sex with Wife. I know that I haven't done much outside of vanilla for a while, but it doesn't mean it isn't still there inside. 

3. Is it unreasonable to hope for mind-blowing sex when you have been together for several years?

I don't think so. Wife and I just passed our 15 year dating anniversary (with our 13th wedding anniversary right around the corner) and we still can blow each others' minds.

4. Name two things that could doom your current romantic relationship?

Lack of trust and lack of intimacy. 

5. A local sex educator is holding orgasm classes–as in how to give an orgasm. Would you sign up to be a student or be the demonstration model?

I'd sign up to be a student, I feel like there are always things I can learn to be better.

Bonus: May 18 is World No Dirty Dishes Day. How will you celebrate? 

Eat some tacos, because it's fucking Tuesday!