TMI Tuesday: November 5, 2024

Happy Titty Tuesday from Ash and Mia!

Now, it's time for TMI Tuesday: Vacation Edition!

Ash:

1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?

I usually have more sex while on vacation, or at least want more sex. Vacations make me super horny. Well, let's be honest, everything makes me super horny.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

I like to try to make plans that allow me the opportunity to have sex. That's not always easy when you have a kid. It's always on my mind even if it doesn't work out.

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

Yes, I have planned vacations in order to meet up with someone that I wanted to have sex with. I've done this a few times and it's always been pretty amazing. I'm actually hoping to plan another one sometime soon.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

I don't think that's really my scene. I've been invited to a lot of swinger-type events like this but I'm not really into it. The idea is definitely exciting though. Who knows, maybe I will one day.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

I have not and I feel like it's a huge missed opportunity. I would like to experience all of these. Though, I don't think the airplane one seems feasible. Those bathrooms are way too small and I have a lot of ass. I have masturbated on a bus before though.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on a camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?

Yes! I absolutely love fucking on camping trips. Outdoor sex is one of my favorites. I have also had sex on a hiking trip. I don't ski but I'd love to experience some boat sex as well.

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

I have packed a lot of sex toys in my bags when I fly. Prior to 9/11, I once packed some handcuffs in my bags. I doubt those would still be allowed. But I still pack vibrators, dildos, and lube when I travel. Those are essential. TSA has never said anything about them, but I have gotten some smiles.

Mia:

1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?

Oh, definitely more! Something about being on vacation with all those feel-good vibes makes me extra horny. It’s like my brain's already on a pleasure high, so I just want all the fun.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

Absolutely! Isn’t that part of the fun? Who doesn’t look forward to some distraction-free, uninhibited hotel fun adventures? Exploring new places and each other, yes please!

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

No, I haven’t, but the idea definitely turns me on. Just imagining it, a getaway filled with antici…pation and pleasure sounds thrilling. 

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

Nope, haven’t tried it. A vacation full of flirty encounters and hookups sounds thrilling, but honestly, also a bit terrifying. My mind might be up for the adventure, but I think my nerves would be another story. I might just end up being the shy one in the corner even if my inner slut is screaming to dive in lol.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

No, I haven’t…. Yet! Those airplane bathrooms are definitely not built for all this booty! But I can’t lie, the thought of slipping my hand under a girl’s blanket mid flight, rubbing her clit, teasing her and watching her try to stay quiet… Just imagining her squirming as we both pretend nothing’s happening gives me all the tingles. 

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?

Yes, I tried to enjoy some steamy outdoor fun with my ex-husband while camping once until a gang of hungry raccoons decided to crash the party! 😂 True story. Let’s just say they totally killed the mood but it’s a hilarious memory now. 

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

Yes, absolutely! When I visit my family in Puerto Rico for a couple of weeks, I can't go without a little help. When you're used to 5 to 7 orgasms a day, it’s a must. So I always bring a tiny, discreet but powerful! bullet vibrator. TSA hasn’t stopped me about it yet, but honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they did. It’s an essential travel item! Lol 

Husband:

1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?

I think the goal is always to have more sex on vacation, I think maybe planning a vacation to somewhere other than family would work better for this. That being said, I absolutely love having sex in my old room when at my parents. It is the guest room we always stay in when we visit.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

This isn't something I ever thought to do, or specifically include into the planning of a vacation. I feel like not needing to worry about being involved in scouting things later on would open up more possibilities for plans to do this.

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

I've never planned a vacation to meet someone to have sex.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

I think the closest to this would have been the nudist camp I attended with Wife years ago. While that was not the goal or the intent of the trip I think that some of the other people that were there had intended that.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

I've never had sex on transportation things. I think it would be fun to pull off any of those so long as we don't get in trouble.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?

Outdoor sex is incredible; feeling connected to nature while indulging in sex is extra exciting. The possibility fucking during a storm with rain pouring down while out in the wilderness is intense. I feel like a skiing vacation would be fun in a hot secluded cabin, minus the skiing part. I'd be up to try for sex during a boating vacation, though I feel like my anxiety would probably get in the way. 

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

I think when we flew to Mexico we had lube and vibrators with us along with condoms. I didn't worry about TSA finding them because I didn't think it would have been a problem other than maybe a little awkwardness. I think our bag did get searched on the way through customs and the vibrators were right there on top inside the bag; the inspectors didn't seem to care about it at all.

Sinful Sunday: Dark and Sinister

Imagine this: Ash and Mia are out in the woods having a great time together. Things get hot and steamy. Clothes start coming off and they begin making out and running their hands over each other's bodies. It's sexy. It's passionate. It's.... 

Wait! Suddenly, things get too heated. Ash pulls out a knife and kills Mia in a fit of passion. She looks at her lovingly as she drains all the life out of her body.

The November prompt for Sinful Sunday is Dark and Sinister. When I thought about this prompt, this is where my mind went. Nothing is more dark and sinister than killing someone you love. 

And just so you don't worry about her, here is a photo for proof of life. No Mias were harmed in the process of creating this photo. 

A huge thank you goes out to the lovely Mia who was totally willing to go through with my idea here. And also my amazing Husband who is always very supportive of my photo ideas and helps bring them to life.

Kiss the lips below and see who else is sinning. 

Sinful Sunday: Double Trouble

Mia and I had a very Sinful Sunday today. We got to play together in the woods with big sharp knives while Husband took photos of us. 

One thing is for sure, when we get together, we are definitely double trouble. But oh how sexy it is. 

Sinful Sunday: Peaceful Demon

After last weekend's photo shoot, Mia took some photos of me just for fun. This was one of my favorites. 

TMI Tuesday: October 8, 2024

Here we are on another glorious Titty Tuesday. I really liked the way my makeup looked in the black and white filter but I hate how my areolas basically disappear.

Anyway, it's time for TMI Tuesday: Who's Counting?

1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number of people you have been with?

Yes, I do keep track. I have an actual list with names. 

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with?

19

b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)?

Oh, wow. I have no idea. I've kissed a lot of people. Maybe like 50?

c. given oral to?

I'm not sure about this one either but I could give it a guess. I went through a phase of blowing people just for fun when I was young. Ummm...let's say 40.

d. received oral from?

I'm pretty sure this number is 20.

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

I've had a few foursomes and I've had a lot of threesomes. I have been in an orgy setting with seven total people but I only had sex with three of them myself.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners on the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Yes, I've had sex with three people in one day at different times. I love that.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple-person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

I have a huge bukkake fantasy. Just cover me in cum. Make me drown in it. I also have a big gang bang fantasy. Just lots of cocks filling me with cum until it's overflowing out of my pussy. Mmmm. Yes, please.

Sunday Sunday: Recreate

This month's Sinful Sunday prompt is recreate. I just so happened to see some art online a couple weeks ago that I really wanted to recreate with my girlfriend. So, we took this as an opportunity to get it done. 

The original art was done by an artist named Brooklynn. She posts her art on Instagram and has a website where you can buy prints. This is her art that inspired me: 

Mia and I attempted to recreate this art in real life. It was very fun but also a bit tough. I love the way it turned out though. Here is our version: 

TMI Tuesday: September 24, 2024

Happy Titty Tuesday

It's time for TMI Tuesday!

1. Answer Yes or No:

I Regret My First Kiss: Yes, because it was a dare. I would have rather had my first kiss with someone who actually wanted to kiss me.

I Miss My First Love: Yes, even though he doesn't deserve me because he's an abusive asshole.

I Married My First Love: No, he was the second person I have loved.

I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me: I loved someone who technically loved me but he is gay so, I guess not in the same way.

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

I am polyamorous.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?

a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.

b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…

c. That would never happen!

C. I would probably say, "I'm really tired so you have to do most of the work."

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

I have never asked my partners this but the only partner I have done this next to is Husband. He has never expressed that he doesn't like it though.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:

a. You are playful and tame

b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys

c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Something between B and C.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

When Husband and I had phone sex while he was out of town for work. You can read about that here.

Sinful Sunday: Winding Down

It's my birthday weekend. I turned 41 on Friday. It seems so unreal to me that I'm basically middle aged now. I don't think I'll be slowing down anytime soon though. I still want all the sex I can get, please. 

I had a very good weekend full of lots of exciting activities. My whole polycule helped make it a special time for me. Come Sunday night though, I definitely needed a hot bath to wind down. My body is feeling 41. That's for sure. 

So, here I sit in this hot bath thinking about what a lucky girl I am to have so many people in my life who care about me. 

TMI Tuesday: September 10, 2024

As usual, we will start this off with a Titty Tuesday photo.

And now it's time for TMI Tuesday: College Stereotypes Edition

1) Have you ever been sexiled? (To be sexiled is to be denied the use of your room, usually dorm room, because someone is having sex there.)

I have never been sexiled but I have been known to sexile others a few times.

2) Were you ever hit on (propositioned) by someone in your circle of friends who knew you were in a relationship with someone else?

Yes, many times. My friends used to hit on me a lot. In their defense, I am polyamorous and I do really like fucking my friends.

3) Did you ever date someone for sex only, i.e. in hopes of a 1-night stand?

I have never been in search of a one-night stand, but I have dated someone just because I wanted sex. I much prefer having friends with benefits than random one-night stands.

4) Were you ever involved in a regrettable sexual incident where alcohol or drugs were involved?

I did give a lot of blow jobs when I was young because I was drunk. Alcohol makes Ash 10x more horny than normal Ash, if you can imagine that. Drunk Ash is a lot.

5) Did you ever see a porn movie in an actual movie theater? Did you ever see porn on home movie (8mm) before the age of videotape?

I have not done either of these.

6) Did you ever discuss the prowess of a sex partner with a friend? Did the friend also have a history with the same person?

I mean, I have a sex blog. I tell everyone about the prowess of my sex partners. Haha! But yes, before the blog times, I often told stories to my friends about my sex partners. I don't think the friends ever had a history with the same person though.

Bonus: Many heterosexuals ‘experiment’ in college by having their first same-sex encounter? If you are heterosexual did you have your first same-sex sexual experience in college? Did you like it? What did you do? Are you hetero-flexible or did you become bisexual?

I've been openly bisexual since I was 14 years old. I had my first kiss with a girl in college and I absolutely loved it. I was actually a bit obsessed for a while and masturbated often to thoughts of that girl. It never went further than that in college though. Not for lack of trying. I frequently hung out in gay bars and hit on women constantly. The plight of the bisexual though, is that lesbians rarely want to play with you because you also have sex with men. I dated a few women back then but the homosexual sexy times didn't happen until I was an adult.

Sinful Sunday: Cake Face

I attended a friend's birthday party on Saturday night. The birthday cake had a photo of the birthday guy's face. Someone had eaten a hole in the cake right where his mouth was, which made it look like his mouth was wide open. I came up with the ridiculous idea of sitting on his face. The cake face, that is. I tried to talk myself out of it but Husband and Mia both convinced me I needed to do it. So, there I went, hopping up on a chair, pulling my dress up, and posing for a photo that I later sent to my friend. He woke up to that photo this morning and said that it was glorious. I mean, it's not a party until I show my panties, right? (For those that don't know, I'm very well known for always showing my panties/ass at parties).