Happy Titty Tuesday |
It's time for TMI Tuesday, "Fashion Police" Edition.
Today, my girlfriend Mia will be joining me in answering the questions.
Ash:
1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?
I think that would be lingerie that you can see through. I've been nude at parties in front of everyone but I don't know if that counts as "public."
2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?
My breasts have fallen out of my swimsuit while swimming. This especially happens in the ocean. My dress often blows up in the breeze. I have also ripped my pants open in the booty area.
3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?
I feel like I'm always overdressed because I love wearing dresses.
4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?
The only time I can think of is when I arrive somewhere that is really cold and I wasn't prepared for that. Especially when an event ends up being outdoors in colder weather when I thought it would be indoors. I hate coats, so I don't always have one with me. That drives Husband crazy.
5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?
Dresses and kilts are my favorite. I love seeing my partners in these two things. I am also a big fan of a pair of kick ass boots.
6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?
Crocs. Camouflage print.
Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?
I mind my business and let them be happy. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean that they can't.
Mia:
1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?
A fishnet top without a bra to a clothing optional skate party.
(you can read more about that night right here)
2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?
Yes, my pants have ripped before but luckily at the time I was wearing a hoodie so I took it off and tied it around my waist and covered myself.
3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?
I think I would likely be over dressed. I always have a lot of anxiety on what to wear to events but I rather be overdressed than underdressed.
4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?
I don’t think I’ve ever had this problem before.
5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?
I LOVE love when Ash wears peekaboo cleavage dresses with fishnets. She looks so fucking hot! I love how fishnets feel when I run my hands on her thighs. 🥵
6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?
I hate when pants don’t fit right on a man and show a plumber’s crack. I can’t stand it and it’s embarrassing.
Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?
I’m never going to put down something a friend has worked so hard on. The most important thing is that it makes him/her happy but if he/she asks me if I like the outfit I’ll always be honest and find a gentle way to put it.