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This week’s TMI Tuesday questions focus on sexual desire.
Ash:
1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?
Feeling wanted and desired. Being touched by sexy hands. Being told what to do.
2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm
A combination of C and D. Relax, orgasm, and relieve tension, in that order.
3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?
a. The star of the porn film
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots
Oh, I want to be the star of the porn for sure. I want to be the one that gets to suck all the cock. I love showing off my blow job skills.
4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad? (w=woman, m=man, t=transexual)
(w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm)
This is a weird question but I'll go with w4w or wm4m if Husband would like to join.
5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?
a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex
That would be a very sad situation but I'll choose "E" I guess. Give me all the fingering and touching with hands, please.
Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid?
I gave a little strip tease to Husband...but when I turned around, I realized he had fallen asleep. So, the only one who saw was my kitty.
Husband:
1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?
Fucking Wife's holes; all of them.
Sharing Wife with another person.
DP with Wife.
Wife riding me.
Wife squirting; squirting while riding me is an incredibly special hot treat.
Wife telling me what she wants me to do to her.
2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm
I'd say a combination of B, C, & D. I think that if my youth hadn't been so damning towards sexual freedoms, porn would be a much better "outlet" for me to understand myself earlier in my life. Even now it almost feels wrong on my own to the extent that it's not very often. Sharing porn with Wife in the past has more or less taken a shortcut around all of that and makes it easier to enjoy.
3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?
a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots
The camera person
4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad? (w=woman, m=man, t=transexual)
(w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm)
M4W if I am on my own; something simple and casual without much heavy mental lifting. MW4W if Wife is there as my go-between and navigator; she would help meld the experience and keep it from spiraling into nothing.
5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?
a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex
a. Vaginal penetration
As long as I have Wife's magic vagina I'm all set for the rest of my life with that. It's fucking amazing people!
Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid?
I'm really lame. The "sexiest" thing I did was be a shark to Wife's mermaid.
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