May is Masturbation Month. Let’s first celebrate by playing this TMI Tuesday. Second, please go celebrate by giving yourself some glorious “self pleasure” aka go masturbate!
1. Can one masturbate too much?
Yes, I used to masturbate too much when I was a teenager. Every time I had a free moment, I'd masturbate. I was definitely addicted to it.
2. Do you masturbate daily?
I don't but I probably should. I think about it often but I just don't have the time to dedicate to it. I'm working on making my life less hectic. Making time to masturbate every day would probably help. Maybe I should start carrying a vibrator with me everywhere I go.
3. Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex with another person?
A. Yes
B. No
I wouldn't say significantly more but I do sometimes masturbate more than I have sex. It really depends on the week.
4. Can you go one week without masturbating?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Only if I could have sex at least every other day
Yes, when I'm very depressed I don't usually masturbate. That doesn't mean I don't want sex. I just can't be bothered to get myself off.
5. Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate?
A. Yes
B. Depends on Who I’m Talking To
C. No
Yes, I don't have a filter. I often talk about stuff like this in casual conversation.
6. Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation “show” in front of your lover?
A. Yes
B. Maybe, Depends on the Personality of My Lover
C. No
Yes, I do enjoy mutual masturbation. I'm not so good at it in video chat though. I get really anxious. It's different in person for some reason.
7. Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Where? Why?
A. Yes
B. No
I guess it depends what you consider a public place. I've masturbated in many restrooms and in my car. Why? Because I was horny.
Bonus: Would you rather. . .
Never masturbate again? OR
Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever?
I would rather masturbate five times a day, every day, forever. It would be rough finding time to fit it in but I'd manage.
May 28 is Wanker’s Day!
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
I'm a straight and horniest man but you totally beat me on #7, I'm cool with sex in the car but masturbation, well...
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