Happy Titty Tuesday from Ash and Mia!
Now, it's time for TMI Tuesday: Vacation Edition!
Ash:
1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?
I usually have more sex while on vacation, or at least want more sex. Vacations make me super horny. Well, let's be honest, everything makes me super horny.
2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?
I like to try to make plans that allow me the opportunity to have sex. That's not always easy when you have a kid. It's always on my mind even if it doesn't work out.
3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?
Yes, I have planned vacations in order to meet up with someone that I wanted to have sex with. I've done this a few times and it's always been pretty amazing. I'm actually hoping to plan another one sometime soon.
4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?
I don't think that's really my scene. I've been invited to a lot of swinger-type events like this but I'm not really into it. The idea is definitely exciting though. Who knows, maybe I will one day.
5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?
I have not and I feel like it's a huge missed opportunity. I would like to experience all of these. Though, I don't think the airplane one seems feasible. Those bathrooms are way too small and I have a lot of ass. I have masturbated on a bus before though.
6. Have you had outdoor sex on a camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?
Yes! I absolutely love fucking on camping trips. Outdoor sex is one of my favorites. I have also had sex on a hiking trip. I don't ski but I'd love to experience some boat sex as well.
Bonus: Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.
I have packed a lot of sex toys in my bags when I fly. Prior to 9/11, I once packed some handcuffs in my bags. I doubt those would still be allowed. But I still pack vibrators, dildos, and lube when I travel. Those are essential. TSA has never said anything about them, but I have gotten some smiles.
Mia:
1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?
Oh, definitely more! Something about being on vacation with all those feel-good vibes makes me extra horny. It’s like my brain's already on a pleasure high, so I just want all the fun.
2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?
Absolutely! Isn’t that part of the fun? Who doesn’t look forward to some distraction-free, uninhibited hotel fun adventures? Exploring new places and each other, yes please!
3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?
No, I haven’t, but the idea definitely turns me on. Just imagining it, a getaway filled with antici…pation and pleasure sounds thrilling.
4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?
Nope, haven’t tried it. A vacation full of flirty encounters and hookups sounds thrilling, but honestly, also a bit terrifying. My mind might be up for the adventure, but I think my nerves would be another story. I might just end up being the shy one in the corner even if my inner slut is screaming to dive in lol.
5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?
No, I haven’t…. Yet! Those airplane bathrooms are definitely not built for all this booty! But I can’t lie, the thought of slipping my hand under a girl’s blanket mid flight, rubbing her clit, teasing her and watching her try to stay quiet… Just imagining her squirming as we both pretend nothing’s happening gives me all the tingles.
6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?
Yes, I tried to enjoy some steamy outdoor fun with my ex-husband while camping once until a gang of hungry raccoons decided to crash the party! 😂 True story. Let’s just say they totally killed the mood but it’s a hilarious memory now.
Bonus: Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.
Yes, absolutely! When I visit my family in Puerto Rico for a couple of weeks, I can't go without a little help. When you're used to 5 to 7 orgasms a day, it’s a must. So I always bring a tiny, discreet but powerful! bullet vibrator. TSA hasn’t stopped me about it yet, but honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they did. It’s an essential travel item! Lol
Husband:
1. Do you have more sex or less sex when on vacation?
I think the goal is always to have more sex on vacation, I think maybe planning a vacation to somewhere other than family would work better for this. That being said, I absolutely love having sex in my old room when at my parents. It is the guest room we always stay in when we visit.
2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?
This isn't something I ever thought to do, or specifically include into the planning of a vacation. I feel like not needing to worry about being involved in scouting things later on would open up more possibilities for plans to do this.
3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?
I've never planned a vacation to meet someone to have sex.
4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?
I think the closest to this would have been the nudist camp I attended with Wife years ago. While that was not the goal or the intent of the trip I think that some of the other people that were there had intended that.
5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?
I've never had sex on transportation things. I think it would be fun to pull off any of those so long as we don't get in trouble.
6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, or boating vacation?
Outdoor sex is incredible; feeling connected to nature while indulging in sex is extra exciting. The possibility fucking during a storm with rain pouring down while out in the wilderness is intense. I feel like a skiing vacation would be fun in a hot secluded cabin, minus the skiing part. I'd be up to try for sex during a boating vacation, though I feel like my anxiety would probably get in the way.
Bonus: Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.
I think when we flew to Mexico we had lube and vibrators with us along with condoms. I didn't worry about TSA finding them because I didn't think it would have been a problem other than maybe a little awkwardness. I think our bag did get searched on the way through customs and the vibrators were right there on top inside the bag; the inspectors didn't seem to care about it at all.